a+ insults (only use when you want someone to CRY)
- unedited dictionary
- red solo cup
- unsucessful vans warped tour opening act
- the least favorite pencil
- roseart crayon (may really destroy them)
best proposal evar
woah, now THAT’S legit
CUTEST THING I EVER SEEN
Complement to [x]
A lot of people like Carlos’s t-shirt, and lot of people hate Cecil’s poncho…
I have absolutely no idea why.
DAY 76367165467485478: MY ANATOMY STILL SUCKS
long paragraph about own opinion
When the teacher forgets to collect homework that you didn’t do
so my roommate often talks in his sleep
normally it’s just things in spanish, or gibberish, or fragments of sentences
but tonight his true colors came out and i hear him say excitedly
"Yeah guys, and now it’s time to Bedazzle everything.”
someday i will have to talk about the new sander cohen model
for now i have this
can’t wait to not get kissed again this new years
Time to relax.
Patient who arrived at the hospital with symptoms of pneumonia is given an x-ray, only to discover his neck is full of needles. The patient is a heroin addict who would shoot up into his neck, he would then pass out or fall asleep and the needles would break off into his neck
Jesus fucking christ. This is scary but interesting.
Carefree, if only for a moment
The French charity the Mimi Foundation told 20 cancer patients they would give them makeovers. All that was required of them was to keep their eyes closed to make the reveal more exciting. The patients expected that when they opened their eyes, they would look beautiful — but they got something else completely.
This literally made me cry with joy.
Crying so hard. I love this so much.
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